Paul Andersen ([info]mister_andersen) wrote,
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The secret to my blogging behavior: I update monthly. Don't tell me I don't update, I DO, just in the middle of the night and every month. So that you know I'm alive, you see. Yes. Erm.

In any case, I made it back from Nebraska, intact, without any scene kids following me home (unless you count the roommate). No Saddle Creek stowaways. (No one knows that Saddle Creek bands are actually parasitic. Actually, tiny effeminate boys sneak into luggage compartments and then distribute their music to every state in the union...thereby reaching so many people that no one can tell that it's really only sort of "okay".)

Anyway, NE was sort of nice. I mean, the stares were weird, but the stares are always weird, it's not really any different than Boston. It really wasn't that different. Well. Aside from the flatness and corn. And ranch-style housing.
But the homecooked meals were very nice, and Jonas' sister seemed to like talking to me (which was cool, because she's about my sister's age, so I kind of 'got' her) and his mom thought I needed to sleep and Jonas needed to eat, like a mother would. I sort of freaked out his dad, I think. I maintain that it's not my fault everyone assumed we were lovers because I like traveling and being with my friends and wearing makeup, and Jonas doesn't mind that. Honestly, rampant homophobia is a PROBLEM in this society.

So. What's new.
My icons, for one thing. Look, I have an eye. And a tongue, and a cigarette. Or maybe a lollipop, I can't remember. Tonight, I have an eye. You are getting very sleepy. Cause it's fucking 3 am.

I am dying my hair reddish pink. But just the back of it. For that whole cool Fraggle look. Yeah.

My sister has a tongue ring, which is apparently my fault. I don't get this. I live a state away and have never been stupid enough to get a tongue ring. On the other hand, go Jane, breaking out of that bookish thing, or maybe just becoming a big field-hockey lesbo? Rock.

Jonas is telling me half-asleep-ily to come to bed. He sounds like we're fucking married. Should I come to bed and risk being ravaged by his incredibly gay sleepy domesticity, or stay up (...and risk having to go see a "sleep therapist")?
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[info]mister_andersen

July 21 2005, 07:00:25 UTC 6 years ago

addendum/PS

see, I don't have a tongue ring, therefore it's not my fault that Janie has one.

P.S. zzz.

[info]jonas_murphy

July 21 2005, 13:16:23 UTC 6 years ago

Bed.
Sleep.

And my sleepy domesticity is not incredibly gay. It's just sleepy. ...Freak.

[info]mister_andersen

July 22 2005, 16:31:19 UTC 6 years ago

Fiine. *whiny*

All right, but I really doubt the state of Texas would believe you.

[info]jonas_murphy

July 23 2005, 10:50:10 UTC 6 years ago

Don't you whine at me. You know you need to sleep. Otherwise I'll start drugging you.

And Texas can kiss my ass. Yes, the entire state.

[info]sebastianreed

July 27 2005, 12:21:31 UTC 6 years ago

That's a mighty big state, Jon, and your ass is mighty small. Sure it's possible?

[info]mister_andersen

August 2 2005, 16:43:21 UTC 6 years ago

If I'm the one in denial, why are you checking out Jonas' ass?

[info]blue__monday

August 2 2005, 16:44:31 UTC 6 years ago

Hi.
I'm going to sit here and be amused, if no one has a problem with that. :D
Just thought I'd let you know.

[info]mister_andersen

August 2 2005, 16:47:08 UTC 6 years ago

You shouldn't be too amused, Seb's totally ruining your SebandMegaresoinlove theory down there.

[info]blue__monday

August 2 2005, 16:52:21 UTC 6 years ago

Oh, Andersen. Meg's bisexual, Jonas is asexual (unless you've managed to sway the boy), and Seb is...well, as far as I know, celibate. No theories are ruined.

But it's still fucking funny.

[info]mister_andersen

August 2 2005, 16:52:55 UTC 6 years ago

I swear to god, you're like Satan or something. Matchmaking Satan. Are you secretly a Jewish old lady?

[info]sebastianreed

August 2 2005, 17:00:55 UTC 6 years ago

I am most disturbed that not only do other people have a theory of Meg and I, but that there are more theories speculating my amount of sexual activity.

Geez, you all need lives.

[info]jonas_murphy

August 4 2005, 21:03:54 UTC 6 years ago

"Sway" me?

Jesus.

[info]sebastianreed

August 2 2005, 17:19:15 UTC 6 years ago

We're in love as much as you and Jonas, so bite me.

[info]sebastianreed

August 2 2005, 16:45:36 UTC 6 years ago

But I'm not in denial about it.

[info]mister_andersen

August 2 2005, 16:49:25 UTC 6 years ago

Wow, Seb, I didn't know you were harboring these feelings for Jonas. You can really tell me these things. I mean, I'm your drummer, I'm his best friend, communication is of the essence.

Is this why you need to get drunk? To rid yourself of the lust?

[info]sebastianreed

August 2 2005, 16:58:25 UTC 6 years ago

I couldn't bare to ask you to share Jonas like that. It would just be tragic to break apart the beautiful love you two share. But if your bedroom ever does need a little, uh...'redecorating', let me know.

My need to get drunk refers to something vaugly of that, but not about Jonas of all people. I'm sure if you've listened to the other two fools, you'll have a fair idea.

[info]mister_andersen

August 3 2005, 03:53:47 UTC 6 years ago

Heh. I'll be sure to keep you updated on the status of our bedroom decor...or possibly not. As I don't think there is any decor at the moment. Literal or figurative. Since when is decor figurative? You're a strange man.

Ahhh. Yes. I do/have/did know. Or known. Or whatever.
Good luck, then. (With that whole getting drunk thing.)

[info]sebastianreed

August 3 2005, 07:27:07 UTC 6 years ago

No decor, at all? Wow. You just trashed Monday's AndersonandJonasaresolovers theory. Nevermind. I'll help you two spice it up and get over whatever lover's tiff you had. (I suspect it had to do with you discovering I'm in love with your boy, and now you're jealous you don't get that kind of attention.)

You've been nominated my Confidant and Adviser in such matters, so get your (larger) arse over here and advise me. My living room is a mess, and I need somebody to tell me it'll be fine. With getting drunk, obviously.

[info]jonas_murphy

August 4 2005, 21:14:45 UTC 6 years ago

You two are disgusting.
Seriously.
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